Damn...

Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what waswrong.

“What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not aboutyour homework again.”

“Well, uh, yes it is,” Little Johnny says. “I accidentally made myhomework paper into a paper airplane.”

“That wasn’t the smartest thing to do,” said the teacher, “But,just this once, I’ll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in.”

“Sorry, but that won’t work,” Little Johnny replied, looking evensadder. “You see, the plane was hijacked!”