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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Found It

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in hisdriveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lenswas no where to be found.

Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with thelens in her hand.

“How did you manage to find it, Mom?” the teenager asked.

“We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she replied.

“You werelooking for a small piece of plastic. I

was looking for $150.”

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